Morals of the Story

At the end of every Improv Jam Session, our group mind creates a moral to sum up what we’ve done. They are enigmatic, to say the least. Think of them as something that the old wise man at the top of the Himalayas would say to you after your long and arduous journey.

Here’s a comprehensive list of them so far. (well, at least since we started putting them up.) If you’d like to help us create our next moral or just participate in some good old improv fun, check out our Improv Jam Sessions.

• 1/12/09 – “Sand is not appropriate for lovers.”
• 1/9/08 – “Lost women often find ball.”
• 1/5/08 – “Always end with killing Smurfs, those little blue bastards.”
• 1/2/08 – “Nitro always screws first.”
• 12/29/07 – “Feces makes great hats.”
• 12/26/07 – “Yoga and improv together taste yummy.”
• 12/22/07 – “Styrofoam and picnics make chummie go tease.”
• 12/19/2007 – “Weird noodles happen often in creamy Tibetan bedrooms.”
• 12/12/07 – “Old men always land on their feet behind the refrigerator.”
• 10/17/07 – “Ball is necessary”
• 10/10/07 – “Concrete is gr(e)ater than cheese”
• 10/03/07 – “Enlightenment is extremely hot”
• 9/29/07 – “Rock and Roll is often very loud.”
• 9/27/07 – “Monkeys think that kidneys are fine.”
• 9/20/07 – “Urine means that love exists.”
• 9/19/07 – “You and us and we are great!”
• 9/15/07 – “Spackle should never be used in projects involving children”

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